★★★☆☆ 2.66/5 Stars
★★☆☆☆"If this were a layer of hell, it would be lower than the ring Denny's is on." ~Anonymous Cat
★★★★☆"I once found a whole-ass rat in my food. It made for a great squeaky toy!" ~ Anonymous Shiba
★★★★★ "This place is the best, one time a guy came in with a Machete and a disease. Totally made my week! In fact, maybe I should put it in a Script" ~ R. Bisque
☆☆☆☆☆ "Mother fuckers cant change smoke detector batteries, 0/10! Total Shitshow!" ~ P. Petey
★★★★★ "As soon as I'd opened the door, I got burried in a flood of Waffles and got Pnumonia from the butter. I was coffing up waffles for weeks, 10/10 service" ~ T. Baiter
★★★★☆ "I ordered Chicken and waffles, and the chicken came over and wanted a fight. She said her name was 'Alis' and she wasn't my order, then she beat the shit out of me. I woke up in the bathroom with a plate, waffles, and half a chicken in my ass. Great Service!" ~ Anonymous Rexioum
★★★☆☆ "I ate here and then my friend fell off a ladder. Im not sure if these two things are connected" ~ S. Apollo
★☆☆☆☆ "They kicked me out for trying to steal all the locks on the property!" ~ G. Flux
★★★☆☆ "I joined their rewards program and instead of mailing me a coupon they sent me an envelope filled with spiders" ~ Anonymous Avali
★☆☆☆☆ "Stop trying to cook me goddamnit! And worse, you keep trying to cook me like Amateurs!!" ~ A. Septikaia
★★★★★ "All the crayons came with my menu and they even let me art on all the things. My dad said to thank the people for letting me do a lot of coloring and they even gave me a free waffles for me to eat. My dad said I can spend every birthday there and watch the funny bird fight people! My best birthday this week!" ~M. Bear
★☆☆☆☆ "They dont Serve Mickey Mouse Pancakes" ~S. Tray
★★☆☆☆ "Some bird kicked my ass for my Waffles, and some special needs red shiba laughed at me. Rude service but the waffles are worth fighting an angry Avali for" ~ Anonymous Roo
★★★☆☆ "I came in for senior day and someone threw an egg at me. I also saw some gray shiba and red fox drop acid in the woods behind the store before they suddenly floated away. I mean, like, what in the fuck even is this hell place? It vanished for like all of last tuesday!" ~R. Fandrab
★☆☆☆☆ "Im innocent. People keep telling I was being lewd to chubby shibas. I did nozing, I just want fuzzy bawls" ~ M. Raccoon